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okay so i've decided i'm gonna vent to my 30 something odd followers. why not? this is my blog and if i wanna bitch & moan, then cot-damnit i will! & you will love it!
anyway, i don't understand most females. mainly because i choose not to, but those i do actually observe are fuckin' retards. there's many different types of bitches. (excuse my french but some of you women deserve to be referred to as such)
the QUEEN BITCH.
(personally this is my favorite kind!)
she doesn't really give a fuck about anything. her priorities are in order and she goes hard for her's! she's not the type that needs a man to define her & though she does get lonely (she is human afterall) she'll never be the needy type. she has no hair on her tongue, says what she feels no matter the consequence and remains in control. independence is her best friend & confidence is her dopest feature.
the SHY BITCH.
this is the girl who walks on eggshells 24/7. the kind of person who carefully thinks of what she's gonna say before she says it. she's not aggressive, at all. timid is her middle name. you wouldn't even know she was in the room if you weren't forcefully introduced! this girl lacks the 'presence' factor in every sense of the word.
the SNEAKY BITCH.
we all hate this bitch. the one that smiles in your face, claims to be your best friend since Barbie & stays complimenting you on EVERYTHING. little do you know, she's planning on stealing your man, spreading nasty rumors, and royally fucking you over in every way she can! watch out for this bitch ladies, she's dangerous. and when you catch her in the act, be sure to beat that ass. a good asswhoopin' can turn a sneaky bitch into a shy bitch QUICKFAST.
the CRAZY BITCH.
the bitch that calls her boo 437538245893 times in a day to find out where he's at. the shorty that will cut you if you even come within 20 feet of her boyfriend. she blows everything out of proportion, has a huge temper problem and wants to fight every bitch who looks her boyfriends way. this my friends, is the crazy bitch. i'm sure many of my male followers have come across this bitch & have run for the hills screaming 'help me' at the top of their lungs.
these are some of the many types of bitches i've come across.
all in all, women are a crazy fuckin' species man.
you never know what kinda bitch you gonna get *forest gump voice
anyway, i don't understand most females. mainly because i choose not to, but those i do actually observe are fuckin' retards. there's many different types of bitches. (excuse my french but some of you women deserve to be referred to as such)
the QUEEN BITCH.
(personally this is my favorite kind!)
she doesn't really give a fuck about anything. her priorities are in order and she goes hard for her's! she's not the type that needs a man to define her & though she does get lonely (she is human afterall) she'll never be the needy type. she has no hair on her tongue, says what she feels no matter the consequence and remains in control. independence is her best friend & confidence is her dopest feature.
the SHY BITCH.
this is the girl who walks on eggshells 24/7. the kind of person who carefully thinks of what she's gonna say before she says it. she's not aggressive, at all. timid is her middle name. you wouldn't even know she was in the room if you weren't forcefully introduced! this girl lacks the 'presence' factor in every sense of the word.
the SNEAKY BITCH.
we all hate this bitch. the one that smiles in your face, claims to be your best friend since Barbie & stays complimenting you on EVERYTHING. little do you know, she's planning on stealing your man, spreading nasty rumors, and royally fucking you over in every way she can! watch out for this bitch ladies, she's dangerous. and when you catch her in the act, be sure to beat that ass. a good asswhoopin' can turn a sneaky bitch into a shy bitch QUICKFAST.
the CRAZY BITCH.
the bitch that calls her boo 437538245893 times in a day to find out where he's at. the shorty that will cut you if you even come within 20 feet of her boyfriend. she blows everything out of proportion, has a huge temper problem and wants to fight every bitch who looks her boyfriends way. this my friends, is the crazy bitch. i'm sure many of my male followers have come across this bitch & have run for the hills screaming 'help me' at the top of their lungs.
these are some of the many types of bitches i've come across.
all in all, women are a crazy fuckin' species man.
you never know what kinda bitch you gonna get *forest gump voice
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