kanye's workout plan

okay so i fell off my fitness highhorse, and i'm trying (oh so desperately) to climb back on that son-of-a-bitch & ride off into the sunset. today was my first jog ever. it went pretty well except for the points where i had to stop and breathe, stretch, shake before i died of a heart attack. i didn't push myself as hard as i should have but hey, it was my first time! tomorrow = early 7am wakeup to walk my oh-so-annoying but uber cute little sister to school for her first day. then i plan on walkin' my thick ass to the gym & sweatin' worse than a fat bitch tryna fit in an extra small. wish me luck! i'll let you know if i survive or not!